Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Sunday, May 21, 2006
If I see Tim Russert talking about his father, whom he refers to as "Big Russ," one more time, I am going to take a hammer to my TV.
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Saturday, May 13, 2006
Marry Your Daughter Part 2: "Purity Ball" Pledge
I, (daughter’s name)’s father, choose before God to cover my daughter as her authority and protection in the area of purity. I will be pure in my own life as a man, husband and father. I will be a man of integrity and accountability as I lead, guide and pray over my daughter and as the high priest in my home. This covering will be used by God to influence generations to come."
Stop Promiscuity: Marry Your Daughter
Friday, May 12, 2006
Saturday, May 06, 2006
The other day I was walking towards an open elevator. There was a guy in front of me also headed towards the elevator. As we got within a few feet the elevator closed with a few people inside it. the guy in front of me was really pissed that the people in the elevator hadn't held it for us. I didn't think it was that big of a deal. Sometimes it's just hard to find the open button in time. Anyway, the guy was so pissed that he hit the elevator request button really hard and yelled "thanks a lot assholes!" in this really loud voice. At which point, since he'd hit the button the elevator opens and he is suddenly face to face with the 5 people he just called assholes.
The moral of the story is this; if your gonna call someone an asshole through a steel door make sure that door isn't opening anytime soon. Ryan Paulson
Find out about Ryan's solo comedy "PENTECOSTAL WISCONSIN" www.RyanPaulson.com