Elevator asshole

The other day I was walking towards an open elevator. There was a guy in front of me also headed towards the elevator. As we got within a few feet the elevator closed with a few people inside it. the guy in front of me was really pissed that the people in the elevator hadn't held it for us. I didn't think it was that big of a deal. Sometimes it's just hard to find the open button in time. Anyway, the guy was so pissed that he hit the elevator request button really hard and yelled "thanks a lot assholes!" in this really loud voice. At which point, since he'd hit the button the elevator opens and he is suddenly face to face with the 5 people he just called assholes.

The moral of the story is this; if your gonna call someone an asshole through a steel door make sure that door isn't opening anytime soon. Ryan Paulson

Find out about Ryan's solo comedy "PENTECOSTAL WISCONSIN" www.RyanPaulson.com